In the past I've donated some money to some of the awesome shows on the Earwolf network of podcasts.  I would love to donate more to help keep these shows around, but I'm on a very limited budget right now. (4 kids will do that)

Sales of the book have been very stagnant for a bit, but with the holiday season coming up I thought now would be a good time to try and get word of it out again.

I'm not entirely sure how I can get this to work, but what I would like to do is set up a promotion from now until the end of the year where I will donate half of my profits to some of my favorite Earwolf shows. If, by some miracle, listeners of those shows hear about this then they can buy my book from this website and just put a note during checkout with one of the following codes:

"PFT" - Spontaneanation
"CBB" - Comedy Bang Bang
"HDTGM" - How Did This Get Made
"LAPKUS" - With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus

So, if you've always wanted to donate to these shows but thought the couple bucks you could afford was too small, now you can still donate that money as part of a group and also get a book for a shitty Xmas gift for someone in the process.

I will also make note of everyone who donated and include a list of everyone with the final donations. If you don't want your name listed just let me know.

They say that it's not good to find blood in your stool, but what if it was someone else's?

I would think that someone who does a lot of cannonballs into a pool, without a swimsuit on, has a much cleaner anus than those who don't.

Does a cute baby sell books? So far, the answer is no, but that won't Stop me from trying!

"WINE IS MURDER!" At least, that's what I've heard through the grape vine.

I'm happy to announce the winners of the first promotional book giveaway contest:

Marc Cosford
Joe Edwards
Donna Rockwood
Gilbert Roy
Banny Semgsouriya

Congrats to everyone, and as promised your very own signed copy with bonus musing will be sent out in the mail very shortly!  If you like the book please spread the word and maybe put up a review on Amazon.  If you don't like the book, at least you didn't have to spend your hard earned money on that crap, right...? Maybe hand it off to someone you don't like as a gag gift or something.

Thanks to everyone who entered and to everyone who continues to spread the word about this ridiculous book I published.

People told me I should have known my kid would be a little hellion, because of all the writing on the wall.