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2-009

24/1/2015

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I once got really sick from eating all the PEZ out of a dispenser I found on the ground. It turned out to be a mouse who died from eating tablets of rat poison.

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2-008

13/1/2015

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One thing I've learned is that everybody loves to suck dick. And by 'everybody' I mean 'my wife'. And by 'suck dick' I mean 'not suck dick'.

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2-007

9/1/2015

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Whenever I see a dead animal at the side of the road, I make myself feel better by imagining that he deserved it because he was married with kids, but was crossing the road to fuck his buddy's wife. You hear that Jerry! He deserved it. He fucking deserved it!

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2-006

8/1/2015

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I think it's a bad idea to make a sucker in the shape of a gun barrel, because, what flavour do you make it?

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2-005

7/1/2015

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I may not be a smart guy, but I don't know where I was going with this.

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2-004

4/1/2015

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"Wow! You have an app on your phone that takes distorted pics of your head. That's hilarious!"

- Sarcastic Elephant Man

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2-003

3/1/2015

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If a squirrel was going to take a chance on something he wouldn't say "I'm going to go out on a limb here..." because squirrel's can't talk.

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2-002

2/1/2015

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In a 'nice guy' competition, who finishes first?

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2-001

1/1/2015

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I really wish I was skiing right now, opposed to the current uncontrolled rolling.

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new sfc blog...

2/12/2014

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I figure that since I have this new website I may as well include a new blog to replace my old one at blogspot.  I will post new ridiculous sustenai here from time to time that may or may not be included in any future books or projects. I will also keep my tumblr account (drumroll003) open and post the same 'thoughts' there as well.  No promises when I'll post here again, as I'm pretty busy at the moment trying to get the book out there, but hopefully it won't be too long.  Thanks for visiting,
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